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geniusbee:

Oh my god I love everything about this!

From now on when things get awkward in a conversation I will just say “Would you like a pringle?” And hopefully Rupert Graves will swoop in and take one.

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t-shirtandtiescombination asked: Thanks for the follow :D Ang omg you like John Simm, let me love you! (btw, I'm from Quebec so I speak french too, funny fact)
You’re welcome! I like pretty much everything you like apparently Funny fact: je vais au Québec cet été :D

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Me:	I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV:	lol but good shows are on.
iPod:	sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position:	lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.
Mind:	what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature:	lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises:	oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Body:	Lol time for itches.
Person I like:	Hey

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me:	cough
mom:	was that sarcastic stop back talking to me i am your mother you should treat me with respect stop rolling your eyes i gave birth to you are you even listening stop being rude i hate when you're sarcastic to me do you realize how much i do for you that's it you're grounded for two weeks

Teacher:	Crookshanks! Voldemort! Please could you get off that desk and sit down? OK, Merlin, can you hand out the tests for me?
Girl 1:	What did I get on mine?
Girl 2:	Spoilers!
Teacher:	I heard that, River.
Girl 1:	But I'm really worried, I think I got question 14b wrong...
Teacher:	Actually, Hermione, you got 112%.
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Boy 1:	I don't understand question six.
Boy 2:	Me neither, but when the teacher walked past, I noticed her breathing rate pick up slightly when my pen was over Option D, so I put that.
Boy 1:	I suppose it's your name...
Boy 2:	My parents like me to make deductions, yes.
Boy 1:	It's alright for you, Sherlock. Mine like me to get bad marks - apparently it fits with the name Neville.
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Teacher:	Fred, will you collect the papers back in?
Boy 3:	I'm not Fred, I'm George.
Teacher:	Oh for goodness' sake, you're not even identical!
Boy 3:	One of these days...
Boy 4:	When we're running our joke shop...
Boy 3:	We'll invent disguises...
Boy 4:	And then you'll see.
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Teacher:	That's the end of the lesson.
Boy 5:	Jumps out of window Dobby... Dobby is free!
Girl 3:	Dobby, you bad, bad boy! Students is not meant to be freed until the bell rings.
Teacher:	It's OK, Winky, you can go too...